The main problem, said Windy to himself,
is a lack of variety. He got up from his kitchen table and poured a fourth
cup of coffee. The weather outside was terrible, he didn’t have any work
to do today, Ramses was healthy and asleep over next to the heater. Not
bad, said the old cowboy philosopher and camp cook.
I could do a lot worse, he thought. But
still, there was that darn lack of variety. And it was this problem that
took him back to the table and made him shuffle the cards once again. When
he was a young cowboy and learning to lose at the non-stop poker game in
the bunkhouse, it was different. The card playing itself was fun, but losing
money wasn’t. Oh, it wasn’t much money … cowboy wages being what they were
then … and still are. It was just the laughing and the storytelling, really,
and waiting to see if Lady Luck actually recognized you sitting there waiting
for her.
Windy Wilson also remembered the
preacher staring into the congregation looking for a sinner or two and
declaring playing cards to be one-way tickets to perdition. Well, that
sermon had a profound effect on young Windy, so he stopped going to church.
But this solitaire game. You just deal
them out face down and start to turn them over slowly. Red on black. Black
on red. Then, about three rows up, he hit a red roadblock, with no black
cards. Well, maybe just this once I could use a red card to sorta get me
started again.
Cheating? Maybe. But Ramses won’t
tell. Not my fault, thought Windy. The cards are only in red and black.
Had a winter shirt those colors once. This solitaire is not my fault.
It’s just that darned lack of variety.
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