There was a time when any good self respecting thug could sneak into a house, swipe something of value, and then skeddadle unskathed. Today's high tech secuity systems, cellphone pics, cell phone recorders, it's making it rough on local thugs.
  Before we get started. Some time back, a guy dressed in orange stood in front of the Robe as charges were read. After hearing his theivery amounted to something over the Felony threshold, the guy yelled out, Man, I can't steal much of anything unless it's a Felony!!!

  Here's our write up on James S Patterson, date of birth 1-16-88 from the Chloe area, just over the Calhoun County line.
  Green Shirt J M Ellis II did the honors of writing up this criminal complaint dated Oct 24 2019. From the complaint on file in the Magistrate Clerk's office, here goes
  On Thursday Oct 3 2019 around 11 am, a call came in from the victim concerning a buglary on Clinic Drive where her camp was located.
  Green Shirt Ellis showed up and found one building and one camper and saw that entry had been made at both abodes. Numerous items had been stolen. The victim advised that the thief  suspect was Robert Scotty Patterson.
  On Monday Oct 7th, the victim advised that she and her husband had located Mr Patterson and confronted him regarding the buglary. Patterson told em,  he had broke into the 2 places, stolen the loot and still had some of the stolen items.  The victim collected the remainig items and and and, the victim recorded the convseration via her cell phone.
  Patterson is sooooooooooooo busted on two burglary counts, felonies.
  D**** that modern technology! It's making it toooooooooo easy on the Prosecutor.
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