B L O T T E R

Jeremy G McKenzie
Zoom, they go roaring along the road. Sometimes just a
flash as they leave you sitting in the dirt. We're talking
about those crotch rockets.
Felony 51 among other things was awarded to Jeremy G
McKenzie (DOB 8-6-1980) on November 28th. While looking for
his mug shot, we noticed others arrests as far back as 2013.
For this transgression, Green Shirt James Ellis did
the write up. From the public filed and excerpted:
A little after 8pm on Nov 27th, Ellis
noticed a rad and white motorcycle traveling along on Rt 4
near Ginos having two individuals aboard... It appeared that
the male was doing the driving..... The bike had a
license light out and there went Green Shirt Ellis after the
rascal...
After seeing the blue lights the crotch rocket
accelerated and at times crossed over the yellow line almost
hitting oncoming traffic.... Ellis terminated the persuit
for safety reasons after the rocket was up to about a
zillion mph....
Short thereafter, yelp, the bike was in a ditch and
the two riders were trying to get the bike back up.
McKenzie told the Badge he was trying to
skedaddle because he didn't have a driver's license. the
feller forgot to mention that the bike was improperly
registered, had to inspection sticker, and no proof of
insurance.
Not falling of the punkin' wagon yesterday, the Green
Shirt searched the backpack and low and behold, he found heroin,
meth, and pot.
Jeremy McKenzie had a bad day
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