B L O T T E R


Jeremy G McKenzi
e

   Zoom, they go roaring  along the road. Sometimes just a flash as they leave you sitting in the dirt. We're talking about those crotch rockets.
  Felony 51 among other things was awarded to Jeremy G McKenzie (DOB 8-6-1980) on November 28th. While looking for his mug shot, we noticed others arrests as far back as 2013.
  For this transgression, Green Shirt James Ellis did the write up. From the public filed and excerpted:
   A little after  8pm on Nov 27th, Ellis noticed a rad and white motorcycle traveling along on Rt 4 near Ginos having two individuals aboard... It appeared that the male was doing the driving.....  The bike had a license light out and there went Green Shirt Ellis after the rascal...
  After seeing the blue lights the crotch rocket accelerated and at times crossed over the yellow line almost hitting oncoming traffic.... Ellis terminated the persuit for safety reasons after the rocket was up to about a zillion mph....
  Short thereafter, yelp, the bike was in a ditch and the two riders were trying to get the bike back up.
   McKenzie told the Badge he was trying to skedaddle because he didn't have a driver's license. the feller forgot to mention that the bike was improperly registered, had to inspection sticker,  and no proof of insurance.
  Not falling of the punkin' wagon yesterday, the Green Shirt searched the backpack and low and behold, he found heroin, meth, and pot.
   Jeremy McKenzie had a bad day

AW