First, AMBULANCE THIEF




   Maybe it happens in big cities, but around here, having an ambulance stolen, that's news.Most of us with 911 scanners heard the traffic and confusion of the disappearing Clayberry ambulance on march 4 2020. Green Shirt JM Ellis had the honors to write up this criminal complaint on Kelly McKinney (DOB 1-30-87).
  With probable clause found by Magistrate Rider, here's the paraphrased write up
  Clay 911 contacted the Green Shirt about a Clay EMS truck being stolen. EMS responded to a residence on Upper Sycamore Road to aid Ms McKinney who had been observed to be acting severely abnormal and acting like she was under the influence of drugs.
  While EMS was on the scene, McKinney crawled out a window of the house and then got in the ambulance, stole it, and drove it off.
  Green Shirt Ellis responded and discovered McKinney had wrecked the ambulance in the Dixie area.
  McKinney was located nearby, at a residence, trying to hide.
  She is charged with grand larceny.


Second, Joseph Moore


   Born Jan 8, 1980, Joseph Lee Moore now stands charged with possession with intent to deliver pot and possession of a controlled substance. Conviction of either can send him packing to the slammer for up to 5 years.
   Written up by Green Shirt B E Young, here goes with the paraphrased version:
   On routine patrol on Rt 16 in Lizemores, Young observed a gold in color Jeep with a yellow registration sticker (expired).  Driver Sebrina Adkins did not have  a driver's license, insurance, nor registration, she stated, she didn't have any of that stuff.
  A tow truck was called. The passenger, Joseph Moore, was asked to step out of the vehicle.
  Young, not falling off the turnip truck yesterday, Yelp, smelled the ever so sweet smell of pot coming from the vehicle.
  With Moore out of the vehicle, low and behold, there was a gun laying on the floorboard and to make things even better, yelp, a couple white pills. Moore opened his mouth and told the Badge, he did not have a Rx for the drugs.
   Driver Sebrina Adkins couldn't keep her mouth shut either. Adkins told the Badge about the weed  and meth in the vehicle.
  While nosing around, the Badge discovered the scales, small plastic baggies,  several cell phones, and more drug paraphernalia.
   Moore claimed, the drugs were his.
   $527 was found on Mr Moore's possession.
  Readers, why would ANYONE admit to anything? They even tell ya, anything you say will be used against you. How much plainer can it get!

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