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William Donald Heath Jr

William Donald Heath Jr
Read this
complaint and see if you don't agree, dumb dumb and dumb as a
rock.On TV, in movies, the bad guy does his job and then tries
to hide out, sneak away, or otherwise cover his tracks. It
makes sense to be opaque. Right?
The correct answer is Nope, not in the Land of Little.
Felony 14 goes to William Donald Heath Jr (DOB 10-10-1980). He
hails from our Southern border colony, Clendenin. The
arrest and criminal complaint comes from Green Shirt
R E Wiseman. Heath is charged with possession with
intent to deliver, person prohibited from possessing a firearm
x 2, driving revoked, and defective equipment.
Here's the edited version of the complaint: Around 2:30
pm on March 7th Wiseman was tooling around the county on road
patrol. He saw, heard a blue Jeep Liberty coming down Glen
Road with a loud exhaust and a bad sticker.
Dumb 1 on the front seat was a pistol and long
gun.
Dumb 2 In plain sight were multiple smoking
devices.
Dumb 3 A bottle of white stuff, Meth and scales
During a search of the Jeep, Wiseman found 3 ounces of
Meth and a big wad of cash.
Not knowing when to keep his pie hole shut, Heath
volunteered, he was heading to Charleston to meet his drug
dealer.
Mr Heath was convicted DUI on 1-25-2006.
This guy deserves to be arrested and jailed on
principle of, he's too dumb to walk the streets of even
Clayberry.
AW