
May 2 2023
Down at the sale barn Saturday, the think tank had coagulated
there with coffees to go to celebrate spring. Doc and Dud had
their dogs with them, while Bert and Dewey and Steve went stag.
Dud tried to start a conversation, but the loudspeaker soon
drove them outside, where they arrayed themselves on dropped
tailgates and waited to hear what Dud had in mind.
“I thought about it a lot,” Dud said, “and I wondered what
the favorite part of my job was, and wondered if you fellas ever
gave that any thought, too.”
They nodded. Yes, by mutual consent a worthy subject.
“With me,” Dud continued, “it wasn’t so much my job as it
was my hobby. You know, writing that book. I’m claiming it as the
best part of my job, anyway.”
The assembled were still waiting to read “Murder in the
Soggy Bottoms,” as it had yet to see print, and was really a work
in progress.
Then Bert picked up the conversation thread. “Of course I’m
retired now,” he said, “but when I was running the pawn shop, my
favorite part of the job happened when a customer found something
in there he really needed and ended up paying much less for it
than he thought he’d have to.”
Doc laughed “And you made more on it than you thought you
would, too,”
Bert grinned and nodded.
“Yep. That was good too. And you, Dewey?”
Our accident-prone pharaoh of fertilizer got a serious look
on his face. He finally said, “The best part of the fertilizer
business is seeing the difference it makes in the flower gardens
around town. Now maybe it’s just my imagination, but I kinda like
to take a little credit for a prettier town.”
“You deserve it, Dewey,” Doc said kindly. “Well now … with
me it’s a little different. I have doctoring skills, of course,
and it’s good when I can help someone, but these days the most
satisfying part of my job is to check someone out thoroughly and
find there’s absolutely nothing wrong with them. Now that’s
special.”
They all looked over at the tall cowboy, Steve.
“Digging postholes,” he said.
“What?” they said.
“You know,” he said, “the favorite part of my job.”
“Digging postholes?”
“Sure,” he said, grinning.
“That’s the only job a cowboy has where he can start at the top
and work down.”
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Read what might be the shortest book ever published, “Cowboys In
Mensa.” Inquire at your nearest mental health facility.