Ran into Doc down at The Mule Barn
the other day, so naturally we had to rid the world of about a
gallon of coffee and solve the world’s problems for an hour. It
is the duty of all true Americans of our age, you know.
Doc said he’d been aching a little bit lately. Joints or
something. He’d been out fixing the pasture fence where the mare
had been pushing on it. The next morning it made him walk funny.
“I remember when my dad was my age,” he said. “I asked
him how it felt to be this old. Well, he looked at me as though
I were committing a crime by having brown hair, you know? And
then he said, “To be this old? Well, I guess it beats the
alternative.”
The truth is, the morning coffee drinkers of our area
aren’t really old, not inside. We hurt a bit more the next day
when we do things, that’s all. And having to walk funny for an
hour or so is a small price to pay for our experience.
Being experienced sounds better.
“The other day,” Doc said, “I was down to the feed store,
and the kid there took one look at me and carried those heavy
sacks out to the truck for me. It was embarrassing, and she
shouldn’t have done
it.”
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