WAYBACK MACHINE: 2005

   In January of each year, The Communicator provides a look back on the last 12 months. The review usually takes five pages or so of  newsprint for a quick recap.  As we were sorting thru some old newspaper last week, we can came across this page on the recap for 2005. Enjoy and see if your memory is still working for ya.


       Spring time 2005. After making it through the Grindo years, the county breathed a sigh of relief as new prosecutor Jim Samples went to work. 14 indictments were returned during the Spring Grand Jury. Over in CCC land, the elected folks decided they needed to hold a class for those using 911 radios, a class on not sounding stupid while on the radio. The CCC okayed  the purchase of a fifth ambulance for the county. Commissioner King felt a $67,000.00 grant for funding a community corrections officer was a sure thing. The new officer would oversee those on home confinement. Our jail bill began to skyrocket. Jerry Linkinogger quietly told his followers he was retiring from the school system and running for County Commission in 2006. In April the School Board conducted a school closure hearing at Valley Fork Elementary School.
    Although not voted on in public, their plans were concrete. They planned to close two community schools and build one consolidated elementary school in Big Otter. During the Ivydale School Closure hearing, Fred Samples told the Board it would only cost $400,000 to repair the much needed community asset, local school. They didn't listen. Their minds were made up.
    Spring winds brought County Sanitarian Jay Carper out to Lizemore Grocery Store where he confiscated miss-marked non government approved pork products. Within 24 hours of the March 8th Board meeting, Director Karen Dawson had had enough. She resigned. Office manager Linda Klotzbach assumed the role as head honcho after a questionable emergency meeting of the Board.
    In Clay Roane PSD land, the place went bonkers April 13th when PSD Chair Melissa Postelwait attacked fellow Boardster Susan Beard. The Smack Fest made regional news outlets. We started calling the PSD, the Public Slapping District. What happened? Why did Postelwait go out of control? During the meeting, Beard ( and others) made public that Postelwait had received self signed checks without a public vote and while fellow Boardsters went without pay. It came to light those cash advances ($475) began right after her taking office had never been repaid. Cash advances are a no-no in state government. After the slap fest, Ms. Postelwait was arrested for battery.
    With their mismanaged financial coffers empty, the Board decided NOT to try and reduce spending but instead, go after a rate increase. They couldn't even agree that it was cheaper to buy water at $2.61 per 1000 gallons than to make it themselves at nearly $6 per 1000. Boardster Glenn Sutton suggested they file for bankruptcy. Peanut gallery attendance at Clay Roane meetings soared. It was the best free show in the county. Outside the county, regulators and funders were frowning big time.
    Continuing his front page assault on crime, Sheriff Holcomb and Green Shirt Bailey caught a bank robber. Holcomb did so with one hand. After downing several cups of coffee the morning, Mother Nature called just as the bad guy came around the curve. With one hand managing the call of nature, ole one hand Holcomb nabbed Duane Eaves.
    BDA Chair Leonard Williams entered a CCC meeting singing, "I'm so happy, I'm so pretty." After Clay Roane PSD and the County Commission (CCC) asked Postelwait to resign, the Commission went to court seeking her removal from office. They later withdrew their case.
    Still smarting from comments made on his leadership, dismal performance and with suggestions of turning the old Filcon swamp into a worm farm, Leonard Williams was fired up some more. Williams, during the April 2005 BDA meeting, to that ace club reporter, "I'm a better man than you...if that is what they taught you in Kanawha County, you need to go back there!!" Oh he was hot again.  said he was so mad he couldn't think straight. Jim Knotts commented that they we're not all a bunch of dumb country hicks and, "I asked everyone to stop using the word Filcon." Adding to the top notch leadership of the BDA, Paige Willis added, "Sounds like a dumb*** remark made by a half idiot to me!' He was of course referring to that pesky reporter from this paper.
    While beating their gums about secrecy and losing a gazillion dollar tenant at Filcon, A Roane County paper referenced a struggling Ron Beckett and Amcor in the Amma Industrial Park.
    Elected officials at the Court House received whopping big pay raises.
    On May 2, 2005, the School Board approved design work at the still unnamed consolidated school at Big Otter. This paper called it Valley Dale. Rick Canfield of Lighthouse Baptist church said they wanted to buy the old Ivydale school building for $35,000.
   The jail bill for March 2005 soared to $37,000.00. Commissioner ? was threatened by a group of druggies in her neighborhood of having her home burned to the ground. Over at Clay County PSD, the cost of operating the service truck increased dramatically.....

  That's what we had on one page of the Communicator during the Year in Review arctile dated Jan 5 2005.
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