May 24, 2004

  • May 30 am It's holiday time. Enjoy it
  • May 30 am And something to ponder Click 916.
  • May 29 am We have a lost dog America. See ADVISORY page to see if you can help.
  • May 29 am This is the weekend to sit back, picnic, and visit with friends, this is Memorial Day weekend, the opening of summer. For many, we're not quite ready for summer, storms and cool temps keep us a few weeks behind.
  • May 29 am After a dandy season and post season, the Clay High baseball team went down 4-0 ending their state tourney hopes Saturday evening.
  • May 29 am from this past week....
  • May 29 am  Rain, storms, power outages, thunder, lightning galore. During Monday's Commission meeting, lame duck Commissioner Mathew Bragg was nowhere to be found. County employees came a month closer to layoffs, two in each department has been decided based on budget cuts.
  • May 29 am  Late Wednesday night, three thugs were nabbed stealing from the kids of Clayberry from the Dundon Ball Park concession stand. Good police work by green shirts Bailey, Light, Stephenson, and county black shirt Delk sent David Stone, Jason Triplett and Chris Pritt to the slammer. After one of the creeps squealed, two more criminals were picked up for their part in destroying the concession stand a week earlier.
  • May 29 am After 12 or more years of "being in the system" our High School seniors graduated Saturday morning. Some received one last dose of  D Hall politics earlier in the week during commencement practice.
  • May 29 am Clay County's only source of news and views made it to the news stand FRiday evening. 20 pages of info found no where else.
  • May 29 am  As the week ended, we remembered those that have already gone on and saw images of aging soldiers in DC during the unveiling ot the WW II monument. The heroes of the great war have almost muted the disgrace our country is muddling through around the world.
  • May 29 am Thinking of W's war.... Iraq's water, sewer systems, and power supply remains in shambles as do the schools, businesses and hospitals. There is one segment which is operating well above pre-war days. That's the right, Iraq's oil production is exceeding production from 14 months earlier.
  • May 29 am And how about some famous quotes:  Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,  you'd  better have a good hand."  Woody Allen
  • May 29 am  "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday

  • night."   Rodney Dangerfield
  • May 29 am "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight  are unimportant."  George Burns
  • May 29 am  "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,

  • particularly in women.   Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."  Lynn Lavner
  • May 28 pm   Doyle Cecil Lewis Jr., see FUNERAL page
  • May 28 pm This first weekend of Summer is pretty tough to handle. Last night the power was off for parts of the county as wind nearly blew us off the map. By this morning, 7 counties in the state were declared disaster areas by Gov Bob Bob Bob.  Just before dark this evening, the rain came again making driving treacherous.
  • May 28 pm 20 pages of the best news and views in the county hit the news stand late this afternoon. With the power off last night, getting the thing to print was slowed waaaay down.
  • May 28 pm Did you know: 1 out of every 75 men in this country are behind bars. 68% of those incarcerated are members of racial or ethnic minorities.
  • May 28 pm Saturday morning, Clay High will be holding their Graduation Ceremonies. Best wishes to the seniors and make it a safe weekend too. Oh by the way, it's now safe to dress as you want!
  • May 28 pm  You might have noticed Paul Hopkins of Hop's Auto has been building a new garage beside his car lot. Stop by and check out some great deals next time you're in the Valley Fork area.
  • May 28 pm And the big news!!!!!!!!!! Law enforcement picked up Calvin Cottrell and Jason Boggs. Both are believed connected to the vandalism and destruction of  the Little League  concession stand at Dundon  9 days ago. Give those badges one "Ata Boy" next time you  see them.
  • May 28 am Birthday greetings to Paul Myers. Happy Naval Day
  • May 28 am Last night the storms tore through Clay. Lightening and thunder galore. No reports on damage. Flood warnings went out around 10 pm.
  • May 28 am  From last night's scanner traffic:  11:01 House fire possible entrapment; Gary Smith's residence on Little Italy Road.  11:07pm Occupants are out. Need ambulance ASAP;  11:17pm gas line ruptured, call the gas company; 11:22 house is 3/4 engulfed now; 11:30pm tanker 32 on scene.
  • May 28 am We've got a new business opening in the old Seneca Grill building on Main Street. Kat Communications is the name. They offer: tanning beds, DVD and Video rentals; X Box and PS2 games and puter repair. After last night's storm, many may be needing repairs. Give em call at 587- 2246
  • May 28 am If all goes well, the Communicator will hit the news stands today around 4pm.
  • May 27 8:30pm Over the scanner from the National Weather Service, Tornado watch for Clay County until 1 am. Close the shutters!!!!! Get ready for a big one!!!
  • May 27 , 2:30pm  The CCHS Regional baseball game slated for Friday night at Summersville has been changed to TONIGHT  TONIGHT TONIGHT at 7:30.  CCHS will take on Bridgeport at the Frank Loria field in Clarksburg City Park.  If we win this game, we're heading to the state tourney. GO CLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • May 27 am  This morning at 10 the Clean Up the Elk Group meets at the Work for WV office near Spread Park. Volunteers are still needed. 40 miles of river is a big job!
  • May 27 am The CCHS Regional game from yesterday has been rescheduled for Friday night in Summersville. Action starts at 6:30pm One win away from going to the state tourney
  • May 27 am Nice dairy treats and goods eats at B and B Dairy Bar across from Spread Park. They're open to 10 pm nightly. Try the strawberry milk shakes!
  • May 27 am We received a dandy chatter that was signed by J Legg. We want to run it but that ain't good enough . If J Legg is reading this site, please send over your name to be added to the chatter and a tele number so we can confirm. The Communicator comes out tomorrow.
  • May 27 am Last call to add to CLASSIFIED is noon today. Get em in quick.
  • May 27 am And talk about a storm. We got it yesterday. Mid afternoon the skies went black, the winds whipped up and the rain followed by hail followed by more rain. Trees went down. Hail bigger than golf balls covered areas around the Town of Clay. Paige Willis' front yard was solid white with ice. Jim Knotts said the hail sounded like a jack hammer at work in front of his Clay Lumber Co store. Internet and tele service went down for a spell. The National Weather service issued an advisory for 48 WV counties including Clayberry.
  • May 27 am There was another storm yesterday. We got a bunch of emails from people over our post on CCHS Principal Phil Dobbins sentencing graduating seniors to d hall for showing up for commencement practice Tuesday in halter tops and hiney's hangin out.  Look below for the complete run down. On second blush maybe "dumbarss award" was a bit harsh. Maybe a "What was he thinking" award would have been a better choice of words. Or maybe, a "out on a limb and ready to get chopped off" award could have been used.
  • May 27 am  With that being said, the message is still clear, the seniors have completed all their work, the grades are in, and if they show up skimpily clad, tough, they're out of there and must be given a diploma, d hall or no d hall threat! And for the ones that sought legal help, good for you and good thinking.
  • May 27 am We saw some dandy police work Wednesday evening late. Green Shirts Light, Bailey, and Stephenson along with Deputy Delk were out looking for a stolen 4 wheeler in the  Dundon area just before midnight. Bailey was checking the Little League Ball field concession stand  door when Stephenson heard noises in the brush. One young man took off heading to the river. Delk did the walking on water thang and nabbed Chris Pritt as he crossed Buffalo Creek.
  • May 27 am With Pritt, Jason Triplett and David Stone in custody, the badges made them clean up their mess and apologize to Little League officals for being dirt bags before taking them to Central Regional Jail.
  • May 27 am The three thugs spent the night in the slammer and were arraigned on the video conference link Thursday morning around 9 am. Magistrate King set bond at $9500. The three remained in jail as of 5pm Thursday evening.
  • May 27 am Just 7 days ago, the concession stand was ramp sacked and nearly destroyed by thugs. Wednesday night's break in left the place in better shape but still damaged.  When locals say the badges set on the butts and do little... not so this time. Three offenders nabbed and jailed! Full details and pics in Friday's Communicator .
  • May 27 am By the way Deputy Kevin "Walks on Water" Delk is one of the officers slated to be laid off July 1 due to budget cut backs. The other is newbee Chad Sizemore. Now might be a good time to call your County Commissioner and let them know, law enforcement is needed now more than ever in Clayberry.
  • May 27 am The Tonya Salisbury murder trail scheduled for next Tuesday has been rescheduled for later this summer.
  • May 27 am For the complete list and picture of each of our 802 service men and women killed in W's oil war, Click LIVES LOST.
  • May 27 am   What's got the White House in the grease of late is the release of many now famous pictures of abuses in Iraq. Sec of Defense Rummy has come up with a way to lesson future glitches in leadership. His plan is to make digital cameras, video cameras, and cell phones with picture capabilities illegal for service personnel. Click HIDE IT BEFORE IT HURTS AGAIN for the complete story
  • May 27 am Bored at work. We've got a game to mess around with. After clicking the link below and it comes up, move your mouse to the man at the bottom of the screen and click. When the penguin slides down the ice, click the guy again and watch how far the penguin goes. If the penguin hits a land mine, he flops a little further. Best distance we've been able to attain is 885 feet. Click HAVE SOME FUN and waste some time. Turn down the volume button so no one knows you're goofing off at work!
  • May 26 pm Last night green shirts and black shirts arrested Chris Pritt, Jason Triplett, and David Stone after they broke into the Dundon Ball Field concession stand and stole a bunch of food items. Full details and pics late tonight.
  • May 26 pm  In the  mean time, we've received some comments from this morning's posts. Read below to catch up on life in Clayberry. One emailer commented that Graduation could be real exciting this Saturday if the seniors all showed up in halter tops, short shorts, and other skimpy clothing. Wonder if CCHS Principal would then try some other gestapo tactic like baring them from graduating or some other horse crap.
  • May 26 am Not sure how many local clickers will be able to read this morning's posting. Last night around 9:15pm, the wind, rain, and thunder boomers hit! The potato wagon was rumbling.
  • May 26 am Last week was the final day of school for Clay County High School seniors. All tests done, all books turned in, all grades recorded, all everything complete. The graduating class of 2004 was done with 12 years ( maybe 13 for some) of public education.
  • May 26 am Yesterday the graduates returned to the school to practice graduation exercises. With the temperature in the 90's and the humidity even higher, some of those seniors showed up in some pretty skimpy outfits. ... sort of hangin out! After the practice exercise, Principal Phil Dobbins told the offenders, they would have to report to D Hall today for 2 hours or THEY WOULDN'T GET TO GRADUATE!   Some of the more thinking seniors knew Dobbins was completely over the line, without any authority to stop anyone from graduating and headed to a local attorney's office for advice!   What was Dobbins thinking????????????
  • May 26 am  What a dumbarssss!!! Read this kids: TITLE 126   TITLE 126 LEGISLATIVE RULE  BOARD OF EDUCATION   SERIES 42   Assuring the Quality of Education:  Regulations for Education Programs (2510)   126-42-1.  General.   5.25.  Diploma - Formal documentation and recognition that a student has satisfactorily completed the graduation requirements of the state and county school district   5.35.  Graduation Requirements - Graduation requirements are the number of required and elective units of credit that must be earned by a student in order to be graduated from high school.  A diploma is the document that is awarded to a student to verify completion of these graduation requirements. (See Sec. 6.4.13) Someone please read this to Dobbins. See what it says Phil? Graduating is just a formality, the work has been done.
  • May 26 am  And Phil, as a matter of fact, seniors don't have to come to school one day after completing graduation requirements!  Don't believe us? State School Superintendent Dave Stewart  said the same thing!!!!! Click STEWART SAYS PHIL IS OVER THE LINE to see for yourself.
  • May 26 am  In related school stuff, can a  parent tell the local school, they don't want their kid tested with  all the other kids? Although artfully worded , the answer is Yes! Click NO TO TESTING to see  what Dave Stewart said on this topic.
  • May 26 am   Gosh if Dobbins thinks he has the power to stop a kid from graduating after completing all the required work, what if the kid said I refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance? Most likely, off to D Hall the student would go. Of course, no student, no person has to stand, sit.... and recite the pledge . Click State Code to see for yourself
  • May 26 am Our Mister Dumbarss of the Week award goes to CCHS Principal Phil Dobbins and graduating seniors, .... tell him to stuff that detention hall crap where the sun don't shine!
  • May 25 pm   Don't forget tonight the Health Dept. Board meets in regular session at the Health Dept. building on Main Street. Free and open to the public.
  • May 25 pm If your interested in the Town's plans to improve water lines, pumps, and storage tanks heading to Roane County, there's some new info on the WV Public Service Commission web site, Click WON'T COST A DIME MORE for details.
  • May 25 pm Last night a dodge pick up was tampered with and the owners military ID and other papers were swiped. Later in the evening, the scanner lady asked for an officer to go back to the man's high street apartment location. According to 911, the guy had earlier called for the Town's Chief of Police and couldn't locate anyone.
  • May 25 pm  Around 3:20pm  yesterday the call went out for emergency service crews to respond to a vehicle half way submerged in the Elk one mile South of the Camp Creek bridge. 20 minutes later , over the scanner, we learned no one was in the red colored vehicle.
  • May 25 pm Here in Clayberry, locals wonder if the badges are doing or trying anything to curtail the increased thugery. One lady openly wondered why the many security camera tapes aren't being used to apprehend the juveniles. Another person noticed blood on glass shards and wondered why DNA evidence couldn't be used to round up the culprits.
  • May 25 pm Yesterday the CCHS Baseball team beat Oak Hill 3 to 1 and is now just one game away from advancing to state tourney action. Go Claaaaaay!!
  • May 25 pm Clay Jr. League kept their undefeated status by beating Summersville last night 12 to 2.
  • May 25 pm  So what the heck is the Family Resource Network... FRN?  That was question raised yesterday during the County Commission meeting. FRN is one of the quasi government agencies rarely heard from except when money flows their way. Yesterday Jerry Linkinooooger and Lynn Romano asked the CCC to cover the cost of insurance for the group...  $3000 to $5000 per year. No decision made. Full details this Friday in the Communicator.
  • May 25 pm So what do we know about FRN? 10 years ago when the agency formerly known as CAEZ was being organized, the Family Resource Network (FRN) was to receive $260,000 to set up a pre-school program for the county. Didn't happen. Then superintendent Jim Dawson grabbed and spent the federal dollars within the school system 6 month before the funds actually arrived in the county. With no money, FRN never really got going.
  • May 25 pm  For those thinking Clay County may sometime soon have it's own 911 response center, forget it. According to Commissioner Sams, there just isn't enough $ to support such a switch from the Nicholas County 911 operation.
  • May 25 pm Something to raise an eyebrow... During yesterday's Commission meeting, a state auditor provided the elected ones with her annual findings. Concerns were raised over attorney Wayne King NOT providing reports on court monies held in escrow. Not that this was new, according to the CPA, King the CCC has been written up in the past over the same issues.
  • May 25 am  Sunday evening, our band of young thugs went after the Dollar Store beside the Clay Post Office. The guess is: they came in through the roof and existed through the front door after busting it to smithereens. No other details
  • May 25 am Last night a Dodge pick up was broken into and the owner's military ID was swiped. Around 11:45 pm last night, over the scanner came word that other stuff was also swiped. The 911 lady told the green shirt on the other end: The victim had called the Town of Clay Chief of Police seeking assistance and was unable "To get ahold of him"
  • May 25 am As a follow up on Town employee Hawkie Keener getting arrested on DUI charges, Mayor Jarrett said he had told the Hawkster, if you ever get a  DUI charge, I will FIRE you!!!! Keener blew a .14 on the drunkalyzer. IN WV, .08 is legally drunk
  • May 25 am  Hawkie Keener was seen driving the Town pick up yesterday
  • May 25 am Check back mid morning... too sleepy to finish.
  • May 24 am  John Ralph Patterson, 73, of Groves Creek, see FUNERAL page.
  • May 24 am Happy Birthday to Punk Green. And just around the corner Birthday wishes extended to Tammy Cottrell Dalton .
  • May 24 am This morning at 10 our county Commission meets in regular session. Nothing big listed on the agenda. About the only thing of interest... After loosing in the Sheriff race May 11th, will Commissioner Mathew Bragg attend today's decision making assembly?
  • May 24 am Tomorrow evening at 7, the Clay Board of Health meets at the Health Dept. on Main Street. With a complaint coming from Sue Parsons, might be a good meeting to attend.
  • May 24 am   Who won the Apple Blossom Battle of the Bands contest? Answer:  Winner was "Crystal Mountain" band from Glen, WV. They Were southern rock style band.
  • May 24 am Most people know Darrell Keener as "Hawkie". Usually seen on Main Street pushing a broom or cutting weeds, Hawk is the  Town's maintenance man. Green Shirt ML Bailey arrested Keener Saturday evening for DUI. Guess who went Hawk's bail? Answer: Chief of Police and Town Mayor Arthur Jarrett!
  • May 24 am    How many members of the Bush Administration does it  take to replace a light bulb?    The Answer is SEVEN:   (1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,    (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of  anyone who has questions about the light bulb,   (3) one to blame the previous administration for the  need for a new light bulb,  (4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored  to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,   (5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney  and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb,   (6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing  Bush  changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in  an American flag,  (7) and finally one to explain to Bush the   difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
  • May 23 am Time is flying by. How could it be the middle of May 2004 already? From this past week, some highlights....
  • May 23 am After crashing his 4 wheeler last Saturday, rescue workers located Randy Schooner in deep woods last Sunday evening. It was touch and go for Schoony with his body all but shutting down after surgeons amputated his left arm. Happily we report, it appears, our ex senator has turned the corner and is recovering from his ordeal
  • May 23 am And the money flowed this week as politicians handed out $20,000 in Budget Digest dollars to the Ambulance Service & the Town of Clay ($1000), and made promises , more $ are coming to Clayberry
  • May 23 am Sports wise, Clay High Baseball is heading to Regional Competition after making mince meat of the competition this week. Our Lady Panthers just couldn't quite pull it off during sectional action this week and are now out of playoff action. Clay Jr. League continued its  perfect season this week defeating  Campbells Creek (18-0) and Clendenin  as the week ended Saturday.  Slimy pukes disrespected hard working volunteers Thursday night by destroying  the Dundon ball field concession stand.
  • May 23 am The reign of terror continued in the county as a stolen S-10 pickup was recovered this week as thugs played havoc with Morgan Gibson's outdoor pop machine. Rumors have it that volunteer Town Cop Buckshot Butcher may be back on the job soon after resigning 6 weeks ago.
  • May23 am County Republicats hosted Monty Warner during the Lincoln Day Dinner Friday afternoon.   Later Friday night strong winds and heavy rains knocked out power in parts of the county. The Valley Fork area remained without electricity Saturday morning.
  • May 23 am And from this past week, something we hardly ever get a chance to report. A new business. The Craft Mall, in Two Run, opened its doors!
  • May 23 am As the week was coming to an end, word was beginning to spread, our Central Appalachia Empowerment Zone (CAEZ) would be changing its name as the ten year old Prez Clinton idea geared down. So what has changed in the ten years since CAEZ came to Clayberry? With the exception of the school system receiving $468,000.00, nothing. Millions of dollars later, not one new non government job in the county!
  • May 23 am Finally, Dubbya's Oil War continued to take the lives of young men and women as scandalous conduct in Iraq prisons made evening news top of the hour headlines.
  • May 22 am This is the last day to get rid of those old tires. See EVENTS page.
  • May 22 am Last night the winds howled followed by heavy duty rain just long enough to shut down electrical service (9:00pm) for parts of the county. Most customers had service restored by 10pm. Trees were reported down along Rt. 4 above Spread Park with DOH crews responding.
  • May 22 am Around 70 showed up for last night's Lincoln Day Dinner at Clay High. A well received Monty Warner provided the keynote address.  Clay County's own and Attorney General candidate Hiriam Lewis also attended the event kissing hands and shaking babies.
  • May 22 am Yesterday Senators Love and White handed out $20,000 in Budget Digest dollars to the Ambulance Service and $1000 to the Town for Police equipment. It's anticipated that another $20,000 will make it's way into Clayberry for emergency services this summer. Around $45,000 is needed to purchase a new ambulance.
  • May 22 am Mayor Jarrett was asked Friday if he planned to hire back Buckshot Butcher as Chief of Police. Jarrett said no decision had been made but phone calls had been made on Butcher's behalf. Watch for Bucky to be back on the job by Memorial Day weekend.
  • May 22 am Yesterday afternoon, Clay High split a double header and moved on to Regional Competition. More pictures late tonight on the action.  As of late last night, no word on the CCHS girl's softball game in Ritchie County.
  • May 22 am And sadly we report the damage done to the Dundon Field concession stand. The turds broke thru the steel door with a cinder block and stayed just long enough to cook a hot dog before destroying everything in sight. Catsup from ceiling to toll phone. They even left the freezer door wide open to ensure a total loss of frozen items.
  • May 22 am Police made it to the scene by mid afternoon to begin the investigation. In the mean time volunteers have one H*** of a mess to clean up. After weeks of hard work raising money for the kids, those profits are all gone as restocking has to be done.
  • May 21 pm Late last night criminals slithered to a new low as street thugs vandalized the concession stand at Dundon Little League field. With no money to be found, the thugs threw food and supplies left and right. About everything inside the building was a total loss. Just after lunch, Green Shirts were called to investigate the pathetic situation. Looks like the Birds of a feather have been seen Walkering together so to speak.
  • May 21 pm The girl's sectional softball tournament slated for Wesleyan has been changed to the Ritchie County field with action beginning at 3 this afternoon. GO CLAY
  • May 21 pm Boy's CCHS baseball sectionals open at 3 at Maysel Park if the weather cooperates.
  • May 21 pm We've provide a late night post this evening on new Budget Digest money presented today. Check back then.
  • May 21 pm For those finding it hard to get WYAP radio to play n your computer, we've added a quicker easier link. Walk over to the WYAP button on the home page and click listen now. Once connected, book mark the station on your player window. Yesterday over 300 people around the world tuned in for local news and programming!
  • May 21 am  Darrell B. Taylor, 80, see FUNERAL page
  • May 21 am  Arnold W. Ramsey, 94, see FUNERAL page
  • May 21 am Don't forget, tonight Monty Warner is coming to Clayberry. See EVENTS page for details.
  • May 21 am Our Randy Schoonover made the front page of the Gazette yesterday. Schoony crashed his ATV 6 days ago and had half the county looking for him last Sunday. He was found around 8:30 Sunday evening. Since being hauled out by rescue crews, it's been rough. Schoony lost an arm and remains in very serious condition at CAMC. Keep the prayers coming, he needs all the help he can get.
  • May 21 am Last night around 9pm,  fire "consumed" a trailer in the Bomont section of the county before fire fighters could get on the scene
  • May 21 am  Police Blotter : a wrecked S-10 blazer was towed in last night that had been stolen and turned up in Ovapa again.
  • May 21 am Central Appalachia Empowerment Zone finally got their web site up and running. click CAEZ for a look. And by the way, the Mullins Delicious Apple was not discovered on Peter's creek.
  • May 21 am  And the word is just seeping out on the street. Looks like Mayor Arthur Jarrett will rehire Buckshot Butcher as the Chief of Police shortly. According to state code, the only job a mayor can fill without Council approval is the Chief of Police slot.
  • May 21 am Wih text books already put away  and the educational process all done for another year, our 2004 Gold Star for the poorest reason for an award ceremony goes to the school system. Earlier in the Spring big awards were handed out for kids eating breakfast. Click POOR REASON for details.
  • May 21 am Herscehl Shamblin ran and lost his bid for school board May 11th. Might want to check his web site out for future plans. click 2006 now.
  • May 20 am Last night over the scanner: Guy with a gun.... both in the bedroom;  11:04pm  "He's a little calmer now, he still has the gun; 11:29pm Unit #2: Everything is 10/4 here, we'll be here a little while longer; 11:29pmUnit 5: We're clear on Punkin Ridge, the male subject has left for the night.
  • May 20 am Somewhere around 11:24 another call came for law enforcement to the High Street apartments in Clay where a fight was ready to break out
  • May 20 am Have you noticed little public meeting coverage this week? Monday night's School Board meet was without incident while Tuesday's Family Resource Network was a bust. A few showed up but not meeting was convened.
  • May 20 am There really hasn't been any real reason to send the kids off to school for the last three weeks other than to get them out of your hair. Since the West Test before spring break, other than movies, field trips, play time and parties little education has been accomplished or even attempted. Yesterday was the last day for Clay High seniors with acceptable attendance. The pikers remain behind to sit through end of the year tests. Many wait with baited breath to see if they will pass Bruce Cunningham's class and get to graduate next Saturday.
  • May 20 am Tuesday night the Clay High base ballers put it all over Calhoun and moved closer to clinching the sectional title. Next game , this Friday evening at Maysel Park.
  • May 20 am  The Lady Panthers will play against Ritchie County on Thursday, May 20th at 2:00pm at Weslyan College.  The winner of this game will be the Region 2 Champs and will advance to the state play-off.  This is sure to be a great match-up.  We hope you can come out and support the Lady Panthers!  GOOD LUCK LADIES!
  • May 20 am Just added over on the ADVISORY page is an article from the  Daytona BEach newspaper. Very scary clickers as we slide down that slippery slope.
  • May 19 am  just got this via email: The CCHS Lady Panthers played their Region 2 playoff game in Braxton Co. today.  They played against the Richwood Lady Jacks.  The Lady Panthers played an awesome game.  The outstanding performance by the entire Lady Panther team, gave them a 2-0 victory over the Richwood Lady Jacks!  This is the first time in Clay County's Softball history, that they have won a Regional title!  The Lady Panthers will play in the second round of Regional play on Thurs. or Friday (not sure of date, time, team playing) (I should know by tomorrow afternoon and will pass on the information to you when I receive it.)  This second round of Regional games is only one win from playing in the state finals!  I hope everyone will Come out and show their support for these fine young ladies!!  The Lady Panthers would like to wish Kacie Taylor get well wishes....We MISSED YOU KACIE!
  • May 19 am Today is "Boycott the Pump" day in WV. Don't buy any gas today!   Since Jan 1 2004, gas prices have risen $52 cents on average
  • May 19 am Word is that Randy Schoonover isn't doing well. Family members said dialysis is being used. Prayers and thoughts extended to the Schoony family.
  • May 19 am Don't forget, this is the week to get rid of your old tires and NOT OVER THE HILLSIDE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See EVENTS page
  • May 19 am   From the email bag, thugs continue their match through out the county. Here's what we've got: Last Friday night little creeps ripped out those pretty flowers on Main Street beside the Dollar Store; Bullard's Exxon robbed again, that makes 6 times!!;  2 tractor/trailers stolen from the Big Otter park and ride;  Monday night Elk Power Co trucks vandalized and the office broken in to; Clay Furniture's pop machine was over turned sometime Monday night!    The little thugs are rampant in Clayberry!
  • May 19 am So if you were moving your family out of here, where would it be?  According to  a recent poll conducted by the Employee Relocation Council:    Large markets: 1. Austin/San Marcos, TX 2. Middlesex/Somerset/Hunterdon, NJ 3. Knoxville, TN 4. Harrisburg/Lebanon/Carlisle, PA 5. Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater, FL 6. San Antonio, TX 7. Orlando, FL 8. San Jose, CA 9. Fort Worth/Arlington, TX 10. Jacksonville, FL * Medium markets: 1. Boulder/Longmont, CO 2. Trenton, NJ 3. Bremerton, WA 4. Tallahassee, FL 5. Evansville/Henderson, IN/KY 6. Fort Meyers/Cape Coral, FL 7. Portsmouth/Rochester, NH/ME 8. Lexington, KY 9. Santa Cruz/Watsonville, CA 10. Brazoria, TX * Small markets: 1. Yolo, CA 2. Gainesville, FL 3. Athens, GA 4. Olympia, WA 5. Bellingham, WA 6. Bryan/College Station, TX 7. Iowa City, IA 8. Cheyenne, WY 9. Nashua, NH 10. State College, PA
  • May 19 am And despite the pee poor economic conditions in this county we have a new busines opening May 22. The "Craft Mall" has taken up digs across from Fariview Baptist Church in Two Run. Hours of operation, 10 to 4 pm
  • May 18 am As an update on Randy Schoonover, we understand damage to his left arm was so extensive, it had to be amputated. We also received this message from the family: The children, grandchildren, parents and brothers of Randy Schoonover would like to express our thanks and deepest gratitude to all the people who volunteered their time to find him. Thanks to all the ones who prayed ,  sent food and phoned or supported us in anyway during this time. Special thanks to the Clay, Big Otter and Lizemores fire departments.  THANK YOU FOR FINDING OUR PAPA. Hannah, JonJon and Jarrod.
  • May 18 am Lots of sports action this week, the girl's softball team won their sectionals tournaments. Tonight at Maysel Park Clay High gets into sectional tournament action. Clay Jr League plays at Dupont Middle tonight. Come out and enjoy a ball game.
  • May 18 am Are there any Republicat clickers out there??? See EVENTS page for Monty Warner coming to Clayberry this Friday at CCHS.
  • May 18 am For those interested in the proposed "Dam Sampson" planned for the Wallback area... from a Fola Coal memo dated May 5th: all neccessary biological assessment info was sent to the DNR April 26th; What ever a NPDES permit is, was submitted April 29th; to widen the access road, property owners have been contacted and appear to be receptive to widening the right of way to 100 feet;  and Triad Engineering has made some changes to the design of the dam to insure better flow of water from the bottom of the impoundment and address vandal and safety issues.
  • May 18 am What's all that mean? Sounds like Clay County may actually get a lake built this summer!!!!
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  • May 18 am  For those wanting more news than found here ( Imagine that!) Here's a web page portal for the front page top stories from 44 major newspapers from around the world. Click NEWSPAPERS for a look see.
  • May 18 am And for those that just can't get enough info, how about an absolutely free encyclopedia of news and facts. Click Wikipedia for a peek at the world.
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  • May 17 am We had lots of excitement yesterday as search crews spent all day looking for the no where to be found Randy Schoonover. A little after 8pm the lost in the woods ex Senator was found and 3 1/2 hours later, was loaded into an ambulance and heading to CAMC, General Division. Schoony turned up missing Saturday afternoon. Play by play down below in gray
  • May 17 am Sheriff candidate Roger Hunt didn't do too well last Tuesday. We noticed For Sale signs posted on his Rt. 4 home 24 hours later. If anybody's interested, nice house
  • May 17 am Lots of new pictures have been added to the PHOTO page this site.
  • May 17 am Our school baseball team is kicking butt and heading to the sectional tournament this week. You don't have to miss it either. Action starts today out at Maysel Park. Who ever wins tonight takes on Clay Tuesday at 5pm
  • May 17 am Here's a link for BABES FOR BUSH  and on the other hand, here's the link for BABES AGAINST BUSH. The second web site is easier to look at males clickers.
  • May 16 11:30 pm Last of the night clickers and thanks for hanging in there too
  • May 16 11:30pm Happily we report, Randy Schoonover was loaded in the ambulance at 11:21pm tonight and is heading to Charleston General Hospital. Last report from one of the emergency response workers,  Schoony was more responsive and more alert. Good news, guess he landed on his head!
  • May 16 10:42pm For our out of the area clickers, we're listening to the scanner chatter as emergency service crews transport ex Senator Randy Schoonover out of Devil's Den hollow in the  backcountry section of Leatherwood. Schoony missing since early Saturday afternoon was found near dark this evening with his wrecked 4 wheeler on top of his lower extremities. Here's the latest.
  • May 16 10:42pm    Schoony still being transported out on ATV. Over the scanner (10:32): Call Healthnet back and see if they can fly now. 10:33, someone out Wallback way: It's clear out here I can see the stars; 10:34: Be advised they cannot fly, too much haze.
  • May 16 10:42pm As a note: rescue teams are sounding pooped out big time.
  • May 16 10pm  Word came, Healthnet cannot fly and Randy Schoonover will have to transported by ambulance from Devil's Den. Over the scanner: OK. We're starting out with him. It's going to be slow going."
  • May 16 10 pm Keep in mind, if you're staying connected and watching the action, click the refresh button often
  • May 16 9:21pm Crews still trying to get into Randy Schoonover some took the wrong turn out wrong holler.   Over the scanner: He's conscious but not very alert... Big bump on side of head.... left arm has a bad burn...
  • May 16 8:55pm Fully in darkness, ATV's going in to bring out Randy Schoonover from Devil's Den as ambulance unit 18 waiting at the ball field.   From the scanner, " I don't know where that holler is, but I haven't found it."
  • May 16 8:55pm  In the remote back country, communications was at best choppy. Healthnet is in Huntington but can respond.
  • May 16 8:40pm  Around 8 pm tonight, search crews were beginning to call it quits for the day. Since early morning they were looking for ex Senator Randy Schoonover who disappeared sometime Saturday afternoon on his 4 wheeler
  • May 16 8:40pm  Around 8:30 tonight over the scanner came the call that Schoonover's ATV was found as was Schoony.
  • May 16 8:40pm  First word said "Everything is OK"  followed up with Clay Rescue truck in route and Clay Ambulance.  Randy's family heard the good news via CB traffic. Healthnet was put on alert at 8:35pm.
  • May 16 8:40pm So where the heck was Schoony? Somewhere past Leatherwood ballfield between Short Hollow and Devil's Den.
  • May 16  4:15pm The man hunt is on for Randy Schoonover. Through out the day emergency service crews have been looking for the ex senator in the Lizemores area.
  • May 16   4:15pm  Details are sketchy at this time...... Volunteer fire fighters are combing the area for the second time. Schoonover was last seen riding his four wheeler in that section of the county.
  • May 16 4:15pm RANDY  WHERE ARE YOU????????????????????
  • May 16 4:15pm Anyone seen the 5' 5" tall, sandy headed 50ish man, please call 911.
  • May 16 4:15pm We'll get to the weekend wrap up later today.
  • May 15 pm  The Communicator made it to the news stands Friday evening. All the best  info on Clayberry. Like: details on the civil suit against the former Town of clay employee and a juicy wrap up on Primary 2004 and the precinct by precinct tally. All for just 50 cents cheap!
  • May 15 pm  After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.   "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.   "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.   "Is it your Dad or your brother?   ""he inquires, hoping to be reassured.  "No, no, no!!!" she answers.  "Well, who in the h*** is he, then?" he demands.                  "That's me before the surgery."
  • May 15 pm The Apple Blossom Fair is in progress out Maysel park way. EVENTS page has details of today's Battle of the Bands.
  • May 15 pm Thursday night a public hearing was convened by the DEP and Fola Coal at the Courthouse. The hearing was mandated as part of a settlement deal from complaints filed by a private citizen.
  • May 15 pm Around 25 or so attended the informal event. Lots of comments came on how Leatherwood Creek use to support all kinds of fish and when the small stream didn't run black, brown and red. Others raised concerns on the species' of trees used during reclamation. May 15 pm Patterson and crew were well versed and smooth with their responses. The public seemed to know, with permit in hand, there was little they could do to stop ripping the mountains apart.
  • May 14 am  There have been 888 coalition deaths, 779 Americans, 59 Britons, six Bulgarians, one Dane, one Dutch, one Estonian, 17 Italians, four Poles, one Salvadoran, 11 Spaniards, two Thai and six Ukrainians, in the war as of May 13, 2004
  • May 14 am The rest of the world is talking and viewing the grizzly beheading video. If you care to take a look, remember it is honestly graphic beyond believe. Click SENSELESS to view. For dial up clickers, it will take a while to spool.
  • May 14 am If you had trouble getting on this site early Thursday, it wasn't out fault. Phone lines and DSL service got wiped out Thursday early am. Service was restored around noon.
  • May 14 am You missed a great night of fun Thursday evening. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!    Today the Apple Blossom Fair continues out Maysel Park. Come out and have some fun. Details on the EVENTS page of Saturday's Battle of the Bands.
  • May 14 am Tonight Clay Jr. League takes on the Summersville team in Summersville. Action starts at 6pm. Come out and support our undefeated team of hitters.
  • May 14 am The Communicator comes out this afternoon around 4pm. Front page lead is a story on arson in Widen, drug capitol of the county. Also some details on the stormy past of 54 year old Glenn Tanner and John Hively plus tons of election coverage
  • May 13 am   Virginia Hess Cottrell, 79, of Wallback, see FUNERAL page
  • May 13 am   Ronald Lee Summers, see FUNERAL page
  • May 13 am   Virginia R. Mullins, 66 of Clay, see FUNERAL page
  • May 13 am  Election coverage pretty much consumed us for the last few days. Time for some 'puter housekeeping.
  • May 13 am See Advisory page for details on one of Ivydale's finest from the Braxton Citizen News
  • May 13 am Election morning, Widen was ablaze, literally. click MORE ARSON for details from TV 8 which ran the story Wed afternoon.
  • May 13 am  Yesterday a new record was set for this site. On Tuesday 989 folks clicked to have a look . Wednesday brought 1294 including 160 brand new visitors. Thanks for stopping by Clayberry and come back often.
  • May 13 am Tonight in the upstairs courtroom, there's a public meeting on mountain top removal and Fola Coal. Here's your chance to have a say in the future of Clayberry. More info on the EVENTS page.
  • May 13 am Tonight the Apple Blossom Fair opens out Maysel Park. The three day event starts out with a big time Gospel Sing featuring Clay County's own, Adam Burdette. Full details on the EVENTS page now.
  • May 13 am   From secret criminal background investigations, to a high school teacher handing out campaign signs during the school day, to one candidate offering to hand over $1000 to each area fire department if he got elected, to what went on Election eve and night. It'll all be in this Friday's Communicator. May even be some commentary on stuff like: Ben Murphy lost in the School Board race with 553 votes while Randy Holcomb won the Demorat nod for Sheriff with 551 votes. And how did Beth Cercone come from out of nowhere to take a seat from incumbent Rick Tanner on the Board. Should be nice!
  • May 12 am  Around 1:15 this morning, Widen precinct made it to the Courthouse. Primary 2004 was completed. And what an election it was.
  • May 12 am Through out the night, the lead changed back and forth. In the end, incumbent Assessor Suzie Legg went down in flames as Teresa Lane garnered 1226 votes to Legg's 1158. With vote in hand, it looks like Teresa will have a job to go to today
  • May 12 am Another real battle was the County Commission race where Fran King edged out newcomer to politics Brian Holcomb. Ms King - 961 votes; Brian 788. Current Sheriff , Harald Fields, also a candidate for Commission, ends his time in office this Jan and came in a weak third (498 votes). Ms King faces a challenge in the Nov. General election by Mountain Party candidate Andy Waddell.
  • May 12 am We've got us a deomorat nominee for Sheriff. His name is Randy Holcomb. Pretty much from the time the first precinct came in, Holcomb out distanced the 10 other challengers. Number two vote getter was Donny Triplett with 325 votes followed by Mathew Bragg- 288; Jim (James) Paxton with 257; Joe Morris - 221; Morgan Gibson with 200.  We'll have the figures in this Friday's Communicator, but without a doubt, this contest was one of the most expensive affairs this county has ever seen. As the night ended, Randy said we could even call him Sheriff Poopy if he beats Republican challenger Dave Mullins this Fall.
  • May 12 am Hands down winner in the Prosecutor's race, Jim Samples with 1130; Barbara Schamberger -862; and Wayne King with 433.
  • May 12 am No change in the Magistrate office this time around, Jeff Boggs with an even 1300 votes; Mike King - 1148.
  • May 12 am And finally from the race that was, we have a new school board member. Ousting appointed incumbent Rick Tanner, Beth Cercone will take a seat this June. Top vote getter was RB Legg - 1348; Gene King - 1268; Kim Sams - 1084 and Ms Cercone with 959 nods. King and Legg will have a four year term while Cercone and Sams will have a 2 year hitch filling unexpired terms.
  • May 12 am With over 40 candidates in the race this time, it was great!!!! Most worked their butts off. The county could  have it's first woman Commissioner ever and once again we have two women on the School Board.
  • May 12 am A the clock approaches 2:45 am, don't look for any new posts until late Wed evening.
  • May 12 12:30am Update  Remember for the latest, hit the refresh button clickers.
  • May 12 12:30am Update      In the School board race, three spots are taken, Gene, RB, and newbee Kim Sams. Fourth place ain't quite so clear. With his home precinct already reporting, incumbent Rick Tanner is leading challenger Beth Cercone 611 to 558, Cercone's home area has not reported in as of this posting.
  • May 12 12:30am  Update      It's neck and neck in the County Commission race between Fran King and Brian Holcomb. With 4 precincts to go, Fran King with 603 to Brian's 507.
  • May 12 12:30 am Update     And the nod goes to Randy Holcomb for Sheriff. Holcomb has to go up against Republicat challenger Dave Mullins in the fall.
  • May 12 12:30am Update  One more update coming clickers. Expect it about 1:15 am.
  • May 11 11:15 Update  We got a horse race clickers...
  • May 11 11:15 Update  In the Assessor's race challenger Teresa Lane is ahead. With 7 precincts in, Teresa Lane 566; incumbent Suzie Legg 512
  • May 11 11:15pm Update  Ditto for the County Commission race. It's neck and neck. Fran King with 359 to Brian Holcomb's 373.
  • May 11 11:15 pm Update  More around 12:00pm
  • May 11 10:30 pm Update   NOTICE  TO get the newest postings on this page you need to hit the refresh button at the top of our browser
  • May 11 10:30 pm Update  The Courthouse is abuzzz as four precincts have been counted and made public. First in was Town of Clay followed by Lizemores precinct.
  • May 11 10:30 pm Update  In a nutshell, Fran King is ahead by 7 votes in the County Commission race with Brian Holcomb a strong strong second. Harald Fields is waaaay back. No problem for Magistrate's Boggs and King as challenger's Whiteley and Taylor distant. This one is called,  King and Boggs in that order.
  • May 11 pm 10:30pm Update   School Board race is very interesting with Gene and RB out front. Kim Sams in third and incumbent in a solid 5th place. Since there are four slots, as of 10:30pm Gene, RB, Kim Sams and BETH CERCONE in fourth.
  • May 11 10:30pm Update  The Prosecutor's race is all but over with Jim Samples out pacing Barbara Schamberger. We're calling this one, Samples.
  • May 11 10:30pm UPDATE  Next post around 11:30pm
  • May 11 7:30pm Update     We'll post all evening as our election coverage continues.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update       Polls close in 15 minutes. Based on the vehicles seen at three polling places: Light voter turn out
  • May 11 7:30pm  Update     Just after midnight last night, Schamberger for Prosecutor sign seen ripped to pieces in Queen Shoals. 2:30 am this morning. Sheriff candidate Mathew Bragg seen stapling signs together readying for election day. 3:10am Schamberger sign at Valley Fork painted defaced with red paint.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update All last night, small groups kept coming into and leaving Go Mart at Two Run, Election Central. Just before midnight last night, Wayne King for Prosecutor sign seen in flames just above the county line on Rt. 4.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update     This morning at 7:45 am call came in to County Clerk's office: Officer needed at Clay Middle School Polling Place.  911 called. 2 deputies walked into the Courthouse and were redirected to Clay Middle. There Jimmy "Shakey" Legg was seen driving away speedily.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update     Here's what happened. Shakey went to vote at the Maysel Precinct where he was told he wasn't properly registered to vote. Heated up, Legg headed to the County Clerk's office where potty mouth was heard left and right.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update    His next stop was Clay Middle where he stood in line waiting to vote with Vice Principal Jim Haynie nearby. With more foul language spewing from Legg, Haynie told him to stop the potty mouth. Irate, Shakey Legg took a folding chair and whopped Haynie up side the head before fleeing.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update    Officers had a talking to Shakey shortly there after. In the early afternoon a much more subdued Jimmy Legg finally got to vote at Clay Middle School. No apologies were heard.
  • May 11 7:30pm Update:  If you want to hear live coverage of tonight's election click the home page button WYAP  . On air reports hourly.
  • May 11 pm 7:30 pm Update    Head over to the Courthouse this evening for some real fun.
  • May 11 1:30pm Update. Clayberry was pretty wild this morning with politicians riding here and there with signs plastered all over their vehicles. Brian Holcomb chose to campaign via horse and buggy down Main Street.
  • May 11 1:30pm Update   Vandals worked political magic in the dark of the night. Sheriff candidate Morris had several signs defaced while other politicos put up new signs reading reading "Any body but Scott Legg for Sheriff".
  • May 11 1:30 pm We're just getting the first reports of a chair bashing incident at the Middle School polling place. Will provide coverage as soon as we firm up the "Shaky" details.
  • May 11 1:30 pm Update  Special note for those wanting immediate election results tonight. You can hear election coverage on WYAP tonight . Just click the WYAP button on the home page. We'll post election results around 10pm, midnight, and finals around 3 when the dust settles.
  • May 11 1:30pm  GET OUT AND VOTE.
  • May 11 am  Early "Jack" McGlothlin Sr. of Harrison, see FUNERAL page
  • May 11 am Clay County PSD meets this morning at 10 am across from the Courthouse on Main Street.
  • May 11 am If you didn't check this site yesterday afternoon, be sure to slide down to the pm post in red below. Done it?.... OK.  With Mr G potentially in the grease (all it takes is one formal complaint sent to the Sec of State's office), the phone calls have come in. So what's the difference between Gibson and Buckshot Butcher saying (in that little paper over in Clay), he would donate back his $ if elected. What about all the other promises made over the years? Remember, what makes something illegal? When a Judge rules!
  • May 11 am It's been a long 3 months clickers. Never before in this county have so many people tried so hard and spent so much to get elected to an office. From radio ads to outdoor bill boards to web sites and web site advertising, the money has been spent.
  • May 11 am As late as yesterday afternoon, politicians were still working hard to garner one more vote. Fran King held up signs along Rt. 4 for most of the afternoon while high school teens held up posters for Commission candidate Brian Holcomb just across the way in the Go Mart parking lot. Barbara Schamberger used some kind of car with 2 ladders strapped across the top with taped Schamberger for Prosecutor signs in the downtown Clay area.
  • May 10 am Why aren't there clear cut favorites this time around? Because the insider ,backdoor , slates just didn't come together this year.  With so many people running and each candidate with so many family member supporters, the politicos just didn't want to or couldn't apply pressure and twist arms to get votes. The day of the old time slates may be a thing of the past!
  • May 10 am The closest we can get to a slate is one marked "Courthouse slate" and slipped under our door yesterday am. Take it for what its worth, for Sheriff, Donny Triplett; Assessor Teresa Lane; County Commission, Harald Fields; Prosecutor Wayne King; and get this, in the Magistrate's race, Mike King and Denise Taylor. Others: Kerry, Erik Wells, Joe Manchin, Heckler,Warren McGraw and Mrs Randy.
  • May 11 am Isn't that interesting. In the Magistrate and Assessor's race, It sure sounds like the insiders couldn't hold on to Assessor Suzie Legg and sold the boat out on Magistrate J Boggs too. Election night will sure be interesting. Here in small town America, many many will head over to the Courthouse tonight to hear the results as they come in. How about you? IF you're coming, don't wear a hat. In the past, hats have been assaulted!
  • May 11 am Here's what we're planning for the next 20 hours clickers. We'll do an early afternoon post around 1 today for those interested in something other than politics;  start covering the election returns around 10 pm, a post around midnight, and then finally whenever the last precinct comes in, a final wrap up in the wee wee hours of May 12th.
  • May 10 pm So what makes Clayberry so special around election time? Our politicians of course!
  • May 10 pm Last week Sheriff candidate Morgan Gibson went to Marlyn Starcher with the Big Otter Fire Dept. and said, " If I get elected, I'll give each fire dept. in the county $1000.00" Starcher told Gibson he wouldn't personally endorse ANY candidate but would bring the offer to the Big Otter FD Board meeting and let them know.
  • May 10 pm We talked to Mr. Gibson at 12:15 today and he confirmed the offer and felt it was no different than any other politician making an election year promise.
  • May 10 pm After word got out of the Gibson offer, last week, Sheriff candidate Joe Morris got hold of Starcher and made a bigger offer. A short time latter, Morris phoned Starcher and pulled the offer. It appears that Morris realized the "rotten fish " and got away as far as he could.
  • May 10 pm When we talked to private citizen Marlyn Starcher, he asked if we found out such a scheme was illegal, he wanted to know.
  • May 10 pm Around 12:20 today we spoke with Joan Casto with the WV Sec of State's office. Ms Casto said such an offer by Morgan Gibson was illegal.  Casto was asked twice: Gibson did NOT offer the $1000 if they voted for him but offered to give the three fire depts $1000 each if he got elected. Now, is that illegal?" Casto said look at State Code 3-9-13 and 3-9-12. She said ANY promise of $ wa a no no.
  • May 10 pm After talking with the Chief Election officer with the WV SOS office, we phoned Mr Starcher back. Starcher, upon hearing that the Gibson deal was illegal , said he would not even bring it up during tonight's Big Otter Fire Dept Board meeting.
  • May 10 pm For those interested in the WV State Code, here's 3-9-13: Buying or selling vote unlawful; penalties.   (a) It is unlawful for any person to offer or to pay money or any other thing of value to any person as consideration for the vote of the offeree or payee, as the case may be, to be cast for or against any candidate or issue in any election held in the state. Any person who violates the provisions of this subsection shall be guilty of a felony, and, upon conviction thereof, shall be fined not less than five thousand dollars or imprisoned for a period of not less than one year, nor more than five years, or both.    (b) It is likewise unlawful for any person to accept or agree to accept money or other thing of value as consideration for the vote of the acceptee, to be cast for or against any candidate or issue in any election held in the state. Any person who violates the provisions of this subsection shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and, upon conviction thereof, shall be fined not less than one hundred dollars nor more than one thousand dollars or imprisoned in the county jail not more than one year, or both.
  • May 10 pm And could Morgan Gibson get in deep doo doo? You bet!!! Here's 3-9-12:  Improper influence and bribery by candidates; penalties.   Whoever, being a candidate for any office, loans or gives, directly or indirectly, or offers or promises to loan, or give, any money, or other thing of value, to any elector, for the purpose of influencing or retaining the vote of such elector, or inducing such elector to work or labor for the election of such candidate, or to refrain from working or laboring for the election of any other candidate; or to any person to secure or to retain the influence or vote of such elector, in his behalf as such candidate, or to be used by such person in any way to influence the vote of any elector, or of electors generally, for himself or any candidate or ticket, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and, on conviction thereof, shall be fined not more than one thousand dollars, or confined in the county jail for not more than one year, or both, in the discretion of the court.
  • May 10 pm Great big Happy Face to Clay County Sheriff candidate Joe Morris for taking a second look at something stinky and backing away.   Great big Happy face to Marlyn Starcher for abiding by the law and NOT being apart of something wrong.
  • May 10 pm Is it influence peddling or vote buying? Back just a few years ago we had a County Commissioner donate back his $ for Clay High School Scholarships. Two years ago, a lady day running for Calhoun County Commission promise, if elected, she would give her income to the three local fired departments and ambulance there.
  • May 10 pm  Illegal or not, does it pass the rotten fish test?
  • May 10 am And to get the week started off.... An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

  • A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.  He had spiked hair in all different colors
    Green, Red, Orange, Blue, and Yellow.  The old man just stared and stared.  Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
         Finally the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer never done anything wild in your life?"  Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.  I was wondering if you were my son
  • May 10 am Our County Commission meets this morning beginning at 10 am. Get out of the heat and watch our elected ones work.
  • May 10 am Over the weekend Prosecutor candidate Wayne King covered the county with colorful signs. Saturday night someone tore Sheriff Candidate Roger Hunt's sign down near Wallback.
  • May 10 am After campaigning for months and spending tons of money, Election 2004 is Tuesday. Without a doubt the most important day for the taxpayer. Tuesday is the time we let the elected ones know if we're satisfied with their work.
  • May 10 am Yesterday afternoon Clay Jr League took on the Gilmer Gladiators and the Gilmer Bullfrogs in double header action in Glenville. Both fell to defeat in the heat of the afternoon. 18 to 4 and 34 to 4. A nice day for the Clay kids!
  • May 10 am  T Shirt quotes from around the state: The liver is evil.  It must be  punished; Rehab is for quitters.; And your cry baby, whiney-arsed opinion would be?;   The beatings will continue until morale improves.;    Raft Naked:  It adds color to your cheeks.;  Guys...Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.;   Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings.";   Jesus Loves You (but everyone else thinks you're a jerk).;   The proctologist called.  They found your head.;   Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.;   A War Budget leaves every child behind.;   Let me show you how we do it in the trailer park.; and finally from a T Shirt worn by a very lovely young woman last Sunday: Lick Bush in 04
  • May 9 pm It was a  tough week in Clayberry as politicos did their best to keep supporters together. Behind the scenes rumors spread of vote buying. As of this morning, all unsubstantiated. Some candidates commented that the election "was in the bag". Others provided, "It's crunch time, time to step up the knocking on doors". Friday morning, that Mel Gibson look alike, the rotund one, Andy Waddell filed for the County Commission race on the Mountain Party. Whoever wins Tuesday's Primary will face the probably the most hated guy in the county. Should be fun in Nov.
  • May 9 pm To escape the onslaught of candidate tele calls and visits, over 400 Clayonians voted ahead of time at the Circuit Clerk's office. The number of independent voters, those sick of both the Demorats and Republicats, grew to over 400.
  • May 9 pm Charleston newspapers polled voters and found less than 20% knew the name of any candidate other than Governor and 20% felt ALL politicians were crooks!
  • May 9 pm During Tuesday's Town Council meeting, it became public, one time TOwn water clerk Tammy Duffield was in the grease. Mayor Jarrett informed Council that a lawsuit had been filed against Duffield. Jarrett is asking the Court to force the young lady to repay over $6000.00 stolen during her 14 months on the job which ended in the fall of 2002.
  • May 9 pm Our appointed Prosecutor Daniel Grindo let the world know, Mayor Jarrett was fibbing when he said the Prosecutor's office refused to bring criminal charges against Ms Duffield
  • May 9 pm Despite threats by the WV PSC, Clay Roane PSD made it clear, they want no part of operating or maintaining Queen Shoals PSD. Also from Thursday's PSD meeting, the Amma Left hand water line project is now slated to go to bid THIS JUNE. Some in the cloud spoke out and said they would believe it when they see it!!
  • May 9 pm Crime wave wise, it continued. Truck stolen in Wallback. Glass doors busted out in Lizemore.
  • May 8 am  We made it thru another week of stealin', stabbin's, and politicians here in Clayberry. The weekend is suppose to warm and dry. Perfect for out of doors. Enjoy every minute folks.
  • May 8 am Just got word that Lizemore Exxon had its front door knocked out Wed night. One more sign of out of control youth in our neck of the woods.
  • May 8 am. Last weekend we went a full 48 hours without a vehicle being stolen. Keep your fingers crossed clickers and your keys in your pocket!
  • May 8 am Don't forget. You can vote today in the Circuit Clerk's office until 5 pm. 400 others have already done so. Several of those voters said they wanted to vote early just so they could tell the politicians, sorry boys, you're too late.
  • May 8 am Get your car washed this morning over at Go Mart, Two Run. Nice day for a car wash and for a good cause too.
  • May 8 am  In the latest edition of that near award winning publication, The Communicator, came mention of republicat Dave Mullins escorting demorat Lloyd Jackson around Clay during his recent whistlestop campaign tour. Sheriff candidate Mullins was pretty "miffed" Thursday night as he spoke to that ace cub reporter for the Communicator. When asked if Mullins' skin was paper thin, boldly he said his skin was as thick as shoe leather!! Always trying to simmer down a pot ready to boil over, Mullins was also asked if his blood pressure was OK. Sounded like Dave said something about fearing for his temper if anything else was published. We tink Dave was peed juuuust a wittle.
  • May 8 am When you're in the Two Run area, tune your radio to 101.7. WYAP-LP is experimenting with a tiny little transmitter gizmo.  Look for full 100 watt service near the end of May.  For those wanting to hear the community based non profit station, walk over to their web site  www.clayfm.com and listen in world wide.
  • May 7 am Hysel Carris Workman, see FUNERAL page
  • May 7 am Lost your horse? One nice looking horsey was found yesterday walking around a grave yard on Punkin Ridge. If it's yours, call 587-2635. They've got all the fertilizer they need out there.
  • May 7 am Nice Mother's Day luncheon TODAY at the Senior Center at Two Run. See events page for details.
  • May 7 am Over at Pratt, Clay Junior League won both games in  their double header last night, 20 to zip and 18 to nothin'. Next time to see our undefeated sluggers at work, Sunday afternoon as they take on Gilmer.
  • May 7 am Our crime wave continues. Yesterday another truck was stolen from the Wallback park and ride. According to our total, since last Fall, about 30 vehicles have been swiped in Clay County and that doesn't count all the failed attempts.
  • May 7 am  Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder   1. All the DNA is the same.   2. There are no dental records
  • May 7 am Last night's Clay Roane PSD meeting was short (30 minutes) and sweet. No yelling, no controversy. Jeremy Westfall was hired to replace Dale Deems at 6 bucks an hour. No mention of needing a rate increase  last night. That'll have to wait until the Amma Left/Hand water line extension project gets started.
  • May 7 am There have been several hold ups on the Amma Left/Hand project. Last night one more hurdle was cleared as PSD Chair Postelwait made it public,  look for bidding by June 2004! from the back one lady yelled out, "I'll believe it when I see it!"
  • May 7 am You might want to book mark this link. For all latest on how we're making friends in Iraq click They Love Us Over There.
  • May 7 am Another good bookmark is THIS ONE from CNN and offers the official Oil War Toll in Iraq. Sadly, yesterday was another very costly day as we dig deeper in the quagmire of Bushhood.
  • May 7 am  So how many Demorats are registered in Clay County? Answer: 5116 as of 3pm May 6
  • May 7 am There are 1266 Republicats, 423 with no party affiliation, 5 Libertarians, and 2 Mountain party members. Just 2 years ago, there were only 300 or so with no party affiliation.
  • May 7 am How many people have come in and voted ahead of time? As of 2:30pm Thursday, 315 plus another 65 voting by mail. According to Asbury, that's a bunch and they're still comin'.
  • May 7 am  There's NO NO NO excuse for not voting this year!!! Circuit Clerk Mike Asbury will have his office open this Saturday from 9 to 5 to accommodate you. We may not have a say in who the next President  will be but locally your vote counts. VOTE!!!
  • May 7 am So what are the candidates doing this week? Scurrying around like mice! Last night as late as 10pm, candidates were seen working the county. Even Gene King was out stapling up signs way past his bedtime, 7:30pm. Down to just 4 days, for the most part, there is little else to do.
  • May 7 am Give us a hand clickers.. we have yet to see any candidate slates. Surely to goodness by now, the blue bloods have come up with something they can live with. Use the link below and email what you know.
  • May 7 am  Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan"
  • May 6 am This afternoon's Business Development Authority meeting has been canceled according to BDA member Arthur Jarrett. At 7 this evening Clay Roane PSD meets in regular session at the CDC building across from the Courthouse. Nothing too exciting on the agenda but with this agency, anything could happen.
  • May 6 am We had  a stabbing Tuesday night near Two Run. Ambulance called.
  • May 6 am  In the wee wee  hours Tuesday morning, a Tara Taylor subject was sent off to the slammer. Over the scanner it sounded like she had violated home confinement conditions. Deputy Delk was the arresting officer.
  • May 6 am Tonight is the big band concert  at the High School. See EVENTS page or call the school. Art exhibits too!
  • May 6 am If you think you can get away with buying your Mother a socket set, power screw driver, or  car ramps, we can tell you first hand, don't! Won't work!   If you plan to make it thru Mother's Day, you better get her a nice present
  • May 6 am And now .. lets talk Daniel Grindo. Over the last 18 months we've pretty much given Clay County's version of Perry Mason double H for a variety or reasons. We've seen the inexperienced guy mess up many times, cost the county bucks, and even watched various Judges chew his butt into little pieces. On each occasion, Mr. Gindo well... deserved it.
  • May 6 am After watching the fellow in and out of the Court room, we've never seen him or heard of him telling a lie. That's on the plus side for the newbee.  Keep that in mind clickers.
  • May 6 am After yesterday morning's post that Grindo refused to Prosecute and or even hear the  Town's position on going after criminal charges on ex Town employee Tammy Duffield, we got a call!
  • May 6 am Now Grindo has never called us or for that matter, given most even the time of day since Jan 2003 when he accepted the appointed position. Grindo was real peed at Mayor Jarrett's claims made during Tuesday's Town Council meeting. See posts below please.
  • May 6 am  Grindo let us know in no uncertain terms, what Jarrett said was " an absolute lie!" He went on to say that he would tell us exactly what did happen! We plan to take him up on the offer before the next Communicator comes out.
  • May 6 am After Grindo's call we headed over to talk with Mayor King Arthur Jarrett around 3:30 Wednesday. Jarratt too had received  a call from the Prosecutor earlier in the day. Jarrett did not back down from his claims made one day prior.
  • May 6 am He did some details, in a nutshell: After waiting months and months  on Ms Duffield to come thru with her promise to pay back on her sticky finger itis, Jarrett, Duffield's attorney Jerome Novobilski and Grindo met in the Prosecutor's office. The meeting was several months back according to Jarrett. As he and Novobilski were talking, and according to Jarrett, Grindo said he didn't want to hear it nor would he prosecute the case! That's the part that Grindo said "was an absolute lie."
  • May 6 am We pried some more out of Jarrett Wed afternoon on the civil suit Town vs Tammy Duffield. The mayor said he thought he had  a deal with the one time water clerk where she would come in, pay back the stolen funds, and the issue would be resolved. That didn't happen and after one last date to pay back the $6000+ came and went ( last Monday), he had Town attorney Barbara Schamberger file the suit one week ago today.
  • May 6 am More as we get it and Yes,  we'll get Grindo's side of the story too.
  • May 6 am Speaking of sticky fingers, Mr Randy Schoonover knows how to campaign. Monday evening around 7, he was seen campaigning the front gate of the Mt Olive Correctional center.
  • May 6 am The only question on politicos' minds: Who will be the next Sheriff? Answer: even the backdoor crowd doesn't have an answer yet. The norm is for the slates to have been already drawn up and the deal consummated. That hasn't happened this year clickers, The back door negotiations continue.
  • May 6 am And now some humor from the Welfare Office: A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...   "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"   "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that  question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the  children rush to find seats.

  •       "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.  I'll need all your children's names."  "This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."   "OK, and who's next?"  "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."  The social worker raises an eyebrow  but continues.  One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named   Leroy.  Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
         "All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here...Are  they ALL named Leroy?"  Their Mumma replied, "Well, yes--it make it  easier.  When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I   yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an'  they all comes a-runnin.'   And 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell  'Leroy' and all of them stop.  It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
         The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then  wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want  ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"  "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I call them by their last  names.
  • May 5 pm  During yesterday's Town Council meeting, the elected ones were brought up to speed on the lawsuit filed by the town against  Tammy Duffield. Mayor Jarrett informed those in attendance, he was tired of fooling around waiting on the one time employee to come thru with her promises of paying back the town for the $ stolen 2 years ago. $6200 was identified back then as removed from water accounts. A fraud audit from 18 months ago confirmed that figure.
  • May 5 pm Sticky fingers are always bad but worstest of all, before filing the civil charges, Mayor Jarrett went to our illustrious Prosecutor, that's Dan Grindo, and asked for criminal charges. Jarrett told Council that Grindo would not even listen to what he had to say. Sounded like Grindo all but said, get lost pukes, I don't have time for you.
  • May 5 pm  Back before Duffield resigned, Council met in secret where according to Betty Murphy, water clerk Duffield admitted to the theivery of public funds and wanted but two things. One, for this not to be made public and two, for her not to be sent off to jail.
  • May 5 pm Well, number 2 hasn't happened yet.
  • May 5 pm  We'll get to posting last night's CAZ meeting late this evening.
  • May 4 am The Communicator made it to the news stands yesterday afternoon. 28 pages f the best juice 50 cents can buy. Get him while they're hot!
  • May 4 am  Are you loking for a job? See CLASSIFIEDS now
  • May 4 am Today Clay Town Council meets today at 4 pm as does CAEZ. The full CAEZ Board meets at 6pm
  • May 4 am Two years ago Town Recorder Betty Murphy reported an obvious theft in the water account books. Big Murph said it was plain as black and white. A secret time was called with Tammy Duffield. A few days later Dyffield resigned.  Since then little has been done to return the money in public
  • May 4 am  That has now changed. Last Thursday the Town file a suit against Ms Duffield seeking over $6000.
  • May 4 am Watch for this afternoon's meeting to be a good one.
  • May 4 am Keep your eyes open and watch the various campaign signs go up and then the next day  POOOF they're gone.
  • May 4 am Who's on which slate? Who sold out who to get on a slate? The deals are in the works now. Election 2004 is in high gear!
  • May 3 am Greetings there early morning clickers. We have a big week of public meetings ahead. Tonight  our School Board meets at 6pm. Tommorrow Clay Town Council convenes at 4 as does the Economic Development Committee of the CAEZ. The full CAEZ board meets at 6pm Tuesday evening.
  • May 3 am More as the week gets going.
  • May 3 am Care to see some background on school board candidate Rick Tanner? Click BACKGROUND to see it all. Did you notice the bio stats that Tanner is a substitute teacher? Hmmmm, I thought you couldn't be an employee of the school system and a Board member at the same time?
  • May 3 am Well you're right. 2 seconds before Tanner was appointed to the Board,  he resigned as a substitute teacher. Pretty slick don't you think?
  • May 3 am  Here's a link that shows all the WV candidates and their backgrounds. click SEEN ENOUGH for now!
  • May 3 am You might want to book mark this link, Shows all the stats in the Iraw war. click, NOT VERY NICE TO LOOK AT.
  • May 3 am Last week volunteers worked like dogs to prepare the food for yesterday's HE White Elem school Ramp Feed. Over 800 people came and spent their money during the annual affair. The school PTO gained over $7000 from the event. That's the event that almost didn't happen.
  • May 3 am  Last week the Queen Shoals area was under a Boil Water Order which forced the volunteers to haul all the water they used. With the BWO lifted Friday, wouldn't you think everything would be good to go? Not so. The water supply was so filthy and dirty, the workers didn't dare take such a gamble and continued to bring in safe usable water.
  • May 3 am The Communicator should be on the news stands around 4pm today!
  • May 2 am Think RAMPS. See EVENTS page for the best darn ramp feed in the county! Today! Yum Yum good
  • May 2 am Before the weekly wrap up, the Queen Shoals PSD Boil Water Order was lifted two days ago according to Chair Jim Kearns. It's safe to drink the stuff again
  • May 2 am And now the week that was ...
  • May 2 am Last Monday the County Commission meeting went past quietly. Other than OKing a new Litter Control Officer ( Dawn Whiteley) with citation powers, nothing remarkable other than Commissioner Bragg bringing in his recently killed turkey dripping blood everywhere
  • May 2 am Despite Commissioner Bragg's statements Monday, Clay County's own Jerry Bird jumped from the State Road Asst. top spot over to the WV PSC in Charleston... a much safer job during this election year.
  • May 2 am Our online survey revealed Fran King and Harald Fields are the front runners in the 2004 County Commission race.
  • May 2 am Despite our local leaders saying the educational system is second to none, official stats indicate our high schools graduates are less than prepared for the rigors of college.  With less than 1/2 actually going to college, almost 50% of those CHS kids required remedial ed classes just to get started!  30% of the 2002 Clay High grads did not return to studies after their second semester
  • May 2 am Despite predictions from the coffee house crowd, preliminary hearings were held for Sam Murphy and Marty Thompson. In both cases, probable cause was found. Asst. Prosecutor Barry Keorber bailed out of the Prosecutor's race and took a job in Elkview. Now what are we going to do until Jan 2005???
  • May 2 am The Communicator was held up Friday afternoon with the new publication date set for May 3 around 4 pm
  • May 2 am Yesterday morning Tudor's Biscuit World was packed as Supreme Court Justice Warren McGraw passed thru the county and pressed the flesh. Local hopefuls rubbed elbows and made the rounds, replaced damaged signs, put up new signs, and went door to door.
  • May 2 am And finally, Dubbya's oil war continued to sour. Pictures were made public of cruel prisoner treatment in Iraq. Have a Look.
  • May 2 am The death toll grew. In April we lost 113 good strong young men and women. In March 2004, the toll was 52. To date, 3864 have been seriously wounded. To see the realty of such, click, Never the same again. The era of censureship expanded Friday night as the country was not allowed to see the faces of the 509 Army, 115 Marines, 11 Navy, and 8 Air Force personnel killed in Iraq. You can click, They're gone.
  • May 1 am  Queen Shoals PSD customers BOIL YOUR WATER!! This is the 9th day of the Boil Water Order.
  • May 1 am  Big News. Supreme Court Justice McGraw is planning a visit to Tudor's Biscuit World this morning between 7:15 and 7:45am. McGraw may be in for the run of his life with Chamber of Commerce backed Jim Rowe challenging the incumbent.
  • May 1 am  Delegate Dave Perry  is coming to Clay today at 11 am. Perry's expected to bring a $4000 Budget Digest Grant to WYAP-LP radio station at Two Run. Ahhhh campaign season in full bloom!
  • May 1 am Asst. Prosecutor Barry Keorber let it be known Thursday that he was resigning from the Clay County Prosecutor's race April 30th. Keorber would have been out of work July 1 due to budget cutbacks. He has taken a job in Elkview with the EMS folks ( we think).
  • May 1 am  Earlier this week, Paul Dobbins of Procious had his day in Court. Dobbins wanted his water connection fee returned to him after waiting years for service along his section of the county. The service never happened. The Court ruled that Clay Roane PSD does NOT have to return his deposit. Head of the Clay Roane PSD pack Melissa Postelwait may be the smartest one of the bunch. Postelwait was band leader for extending water service to the Punkin Ridge area. Last time we heard, Ms P had not paid her own tap fee!
  • May 1 am Yesterday in Magistrate Boggs Court, probable cause was found in the Marty Thompson meth lab case. Thompson was found to have a meth lab and cultivating pot April 13 2004. We'll provide full coverage in the next edition of the Communicator ( Monday) but first some juice.
  • May 1 am  Our new green shirt in the county , Trooper Richard Stephenson, busted Thompson just 2 days into his career. Yesterday defense attorney Jerome Novobilski worked on Stephenson reaaaal hard.... asked every question four different ways trying to crack open the newbee's testimony. Didn't happen. Stephenson held tight. Didn't squirm around any either!
  • May 1 am Don't set at home on your duff clickers!   Be sure to check out the EVENTS page for all the good stuff going on in the county.